Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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