he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
They have beer where we have blood.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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