Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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