Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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