Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
