You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
