yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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