so that wasnt chicken after all
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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