question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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