Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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