Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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