I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize
