this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
