They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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