Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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