haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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