I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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