drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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