Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He? As in you personified your dick?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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