I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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