Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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