Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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