I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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