Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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