Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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