Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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