I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Randomize
