Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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