I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
smell my finger.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He has the fingertips of a God
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