i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Randomize
