did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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