Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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