He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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