I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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