dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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