I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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