nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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