Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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