i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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