This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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