Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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