getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
