my sisters under your porch take her home
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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