I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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