it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
operation have a gay friend backfired
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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