Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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