Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
