Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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