She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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