i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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