Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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