I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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